36 I Love You Knock Knock Jokes

36 I Love You Knock Knock Jokes

Telling a joke is one of the cutest ways to say “I love you” or “I miss you” to someone. Expressing feeling is not easy, so I collected the list of 36 various love knock knock jokes.

Perhaps, the most famous love knock knock joke is following:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive Who?
Olive you. Do you love me too?

The full list (jokes appropriate for all ages)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee Who?
Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al Who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish Who?
Aw. How sweet I miss you too!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie Who?
Annie one you like!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butch and Jimmy.
Butch and Jimmy Who?
Butch your arms around me and Jimmy a kiss.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese Who?
Cheese a nice girl.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid Who?
Cupid quiet in there.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank Who?
Frank you for being my friend.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grub.
Grub Who?
Grub hold of my hand and let’s go.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream Who?
Ice cream so much I love you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess Who?
Jess missed you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion Who?
Lion at your feet. Now have some heart and kiss me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Major.
Major Who?
Major day with this joke, haven’t I?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary Who?
Marry me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Passion.
Passion Who?
Just Passion by and thought I’d pop in.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Value.
Value Who?
Value be mine to cherish and to hold?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita Who?
Anita little love and understanding.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice Who?
Alice fair in love and war.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith Who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche Who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I love.
I love Who?
I don’t know, you tell me.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aardwark.
Aardwark Who?
Aardwark a hundred miles to see you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore Who?
Eyesore do like you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno Who?
Juno I love you, right?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl Who?
Owl always love you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby Owl.
Baby Owl Who?
Baby Owl see you later!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider Who?
Spider what everyone says. I love you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale Who?
Whale you marry me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew Who?
Honeydew you know you look so beautiful tonight!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Plums.
Plums Who?
Plums me that we’ll always be friends.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Haiti.
Haiti Who?
Haiti see your heartbreak!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isle of.
Isle of Who?
Isle of you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya Who?
Kenya feel the love tonight!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lake.
Lake Who?
I Lake you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby.
Baby Who?
Baby love, my baby love…. !

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