How Nerdy Are You? Check These Knock Knock Jokes To Find Out

How Nerdy Are You? Check These Knock Knock Jokes To Find Out

There is a nerd in each of us and we all like to take a funny look at ourselves.If you love science, history, math, space adventures, or just plain smart words and phrases you may like our carefully curated list of jokes.

If you like Math you will certainly like the following joke:

Knock
Who’s there?
Knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
Hey Fibonacci, is that you again?

The List

of ((13 + 2) * 10 – (47 – 12))/2 + 0.5 or so nerdy jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe Who?
Abe C D E F G H…

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD Who?
CD guy on your doorstep (City guy on your doorstep)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Uranium-235
Uranium-235 Who?
If you don’t open this door I’m gonna split!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saturn.
Saturn Who?
I Saturn my phone or I would’ve called. (I sat on my phone or I would’ve called)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
One plus one.
One plus one Who?
One plus one is two.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Doctor Who is my favorite show!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Narnia.
Narnia Who?
Narnia business.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A Mayan.
A Mayan Who?
A Mayan in the way? (Am I in the way?)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hobbits.
Hobbits Who?
Hobbits going out for a lunch later. (How about going out for a lunch later)

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl Who?
Owl-gebra.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Abe Who?
Nobel, I knock. (No bell, I knock)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Java.
Java Who?
Java dog in your house, I hear one barking.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tangents.
Tangents Who?
Tangents like to go to the beach.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos Who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this. (There most be a better knock knock joke than this)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bach.
Bach Who?
Bach to school!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien Who?
Just how many aliens do you know?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Control f…
You should say “Control freak who” right now!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken Pencil.
Broken Pencil Who?
Never mind it’s pointless!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny.
Billy Bob Joe Penny Who?
Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath Who?
Goliath down, thou looketh tired!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
Abe Who?
King Tut-key fried chicken.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alkynes.
Alkynes Who?
Alkynes of ways to open the door. (All kinds of ways to open the door)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Déja vu.
Déja vu Who?
(no response)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fossil.
Fossil Who?
Fossil last time, open the door. (For the last time, open the door)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am Who?
Ooh, quite the existentialist I see.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jewel.
Jewel Who?
A Jewel is a unit of work or energy.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lego.
Lego Who?
Lego of me and I’ll tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nerf.
Nerf Who?
Your Nerf-ew.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Recursion.
Recursion Who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Recursion.
Recursion Who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Recursion.
Recursion Who?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Prism.
Prism Who?
It’s a police. If you don’t open, you’ll go to Prism.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Seven.
Seven Who?
Eight, nine.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Short-term memory loss.
Short-term memory loss Who?
Knock, knock.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell Who?
Okay, okay. W H O.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis Who?
Tennis is five plus five.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pi.
Pi Who?
3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
From.
From Who?
Grammatically speaking, you should say “from whom”.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Odysseus.
Odysseus Who?
Odysseus son of Laertes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ohms.
Ohms Who?
Sherlock Ohms at your service.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe Who?
Canoe come out or what?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Argo.
Argo Who?
Argo down the shops if you aren’t going to let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo Who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire Who?
Vampire State Building. (Empire State Building)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zeroes.
Zeroes Who?
Zeroes as fast as she can, but she still lost the boat race. (She rows as fast as she can, but she still lost the boat race.)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike Who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry! (Haiku)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dramatic musical background.
Dramatic musical background Who?
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

Several Yahoo! related jokes:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya Who?
Yahoo! I’m just as psyched to see you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya Who?
Well, no thanks. I’m more of a Google person.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya Who?
.com

And finally, couple Star Wars knock knock jokes:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Obi Wan.
Obi Wan Who?
Obi Wan of the good guys.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art Who?
Art 2 – D2 is my favorite hero in Star Wars.

That’s all.

By the way, do you know how the person who invented the knock knock jokes was rewarded?

He received a No Bell prize.

Image credit: Pixabay

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